You stupid, superstitious, uneducated fools elected a president who cheats and lies. Of course that’s probably part of the appeal for you. You can “relate” to that. You can “identify” with Bush Slob. Your family is “just like that”.
Anyway, this article sums up the life and death of the story that “George W. Bush wore a listening device under his jacket in the first two of his three debates with John Kerry”. What a wonderful free country we have here. Yep. Sure is free. We sure have some liberty, don’t we?