Yes, folks, I have officially decided that I want to run for president of the United States. 🙂 I’m sure many of you are relieved. The guessing is over!!! The answer is, “YES! He’s really running for president!!!”
I am ready to devote myself, to sacrifice myself in the interest of our nation. If it will help relieve the suffering that people encounter every day, from the moment they open their eyes in the morning, I will sacrifice myself.
I will keep this short and sweet, but I mean it. 🙂 Please let me know if you will support me in bringing this nation up to where it should be.