When I’m standing on the back porch, looking out over the trees and the sky and the dusky sunset horizon, what do I scream in my head when I hear unnecessarily loud motor vehicles??

Fuck you, white nigger!!!

I mean seriously! Get your brain fixed and then your tailpipe. You measly bitch. Do something meaningful in life instead of making farting noises all the time with your incessant and well-earned stupidity radiating from your engines. I’m glad you can afford to trick out your car or your precious Harley while your teeth are falling back in your head, you lumpkin! May diabetes curse your lineage forever. You are stifling modernity with your every breath. I hope you peter out soon enough that I can enjoy some peaceful years before I die. May my children grow up knowing nothing of what you have inflicted upon civilization. 🙂🤬😙☺️🙃

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