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Police can go away. We don’t need them. They will only ruin your day.

Dear retarded United States citizens, the white ones, the scared ones, the rich ones, the stupid ones, the hill people, the developmentally challenged-yet-legally-capable and gun waving,

The police were invented to make sure your grandpappy’s niggers didn’t stray too far from the plantation. Now they fashion themselves as Iron Man and Captain FuckFace in battle gear like the big kids get to have, all ‘roided up and ready to punch you in the face in a moment’s notice. They would rather you run or resist, though, so they can get the chance to shoot something other than squirrels, deer, or in their mommy’s underpants.

What use is a cop for? I don’t need one. Do you? Why? What are you afraid of? I am a big boy now, myself, and don’t need a big, strong daddy to tell me how to piss and spit and shit around the toilet, much less beat my mommy when she doesn’t kiss his flat ass.

Grow up and live your life, stupid.

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