When I’m standing on the back porch, looking out over the trees and the sky and the dusky sunset horizon, what do I scream in my head when I hear unnecessarily loud motor vehicles??

Fuck you, white nigger!!!

I mean seriously! Get your brain fixed and then your tailpipe. You measly bitch. Do something meaningful in life instead of making farting noises all the time with your incessant and well-earned stupidity radiating from your engines. I’m glad you can afford to trick out your car or your precious Harley while your teeth are falling back in your head, you lumpkin! May diabetes curse your lineage forever. You are stifling modernity with your every breath. I hope you peter out soon enough that I can enjoy some peaceful years before I die. May my children grow up knowing nothing of what you have inflicted upon civilization. 🙂🤬😙☺️🙃

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And if you don’t know why I am doing such a thing, read about Henry Ford. 🙂 He was quite the twisted charlatan, oh yes. If he had a knife large enough he surely would have stabbed the Earth to death himself. But no, the Earth’s death is a much slower, depressing process, much like petroleum oil, and it continues beyond his wimpy life’s end, the dear ol’ Nazi.

But anyway, there’s still time to do something about it! Watch Planet of the Humans! Get fired up! Go make something beautiful! Meditate! We can still put out this colossal bushfire that we created if we merely join together in common purpose and imagine a better future for ourselves. It’s easy if you try! If you disagree then you haven’t actually tried it! 😉

An introduction!

First, you might want to ask yourself what the World Wide Web actually is. If you don’t know then I suggest that you look it up on Wikipedia. It is the greatest invention in communications since that fuck-face Henry Ford started turning human civilization into fascistic trash, a machine whose sole purpose was infinite growth and production and consumption. Well, we’ve done that, and we see how it goes. Now go the fuck to bed, little Nazi.

But anyways . . . ! 🙂 I want to begin this in an illuminating fashion, something that is attractive and pleasant for everyone! Because it is very important that people pay attention to it.

We need to recognize what was accomplished when the Web was devised. And we need to leverage that power. We need to learn that by connecting everyone to everyone else, we become a greater thing. And by that virtue we discover things we hadn’t even thought of discovering.

I’m out of breath now, but I hope that this starts, or continues, a conversation about how important our connectivity is. If we don’t recognize it, we will risk our total demise. We must connect, like it or not, to every living thing around us, if we are to survive this jaunt through the universe.

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