When I’m standing on the back porch, looking out over the trees and the sky and the dusky sunset horizon, what do I scream in my head when I hear unnecessarily loud motor vehicles??

Fuck you, white nigger!!!

I mean seriously! Get your brain fixed and then your tailpipe. You measly bitch. Do something meaningful in life instead of making farting noises all the time with your incessant and well-earned stupidity radiating from your engines. I’m glad you can afford to trick out your car or your precious Harley while your teeth are falling back in your head, you lumpkin! May diabetes curse your lineage forever. You are stifling modernity with your every breath. I hope you peter out soon enough that I can enjoy some peaceful years before I die. May my children grow up knowing nothing of what you have inflicted upon civilization. ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜™โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ™ƒ

America needs to grow up.

A quick glance at some of these articles leads me to believe that we are a nation of children. And that’s “children” as-in immature, naive, juvenile. . . . At some times it looks even worse, that we’re becoming the dreaded R WORD <…retarded…>. But it is what it is, is it not? Then shut the fuck up. And grow up. We as a people need to grow the fuck up. It’s time already. Catch up with the ancient Greeks at least (who nailed it in lots of ways already!)!!! We are the most unsophisticated empire the Earth has ever seen.

Watch John Oliver’s take on the 2020 election results.

Nice to see that wit still exists out there, beyond my retarded, temporary home. ๐Ÿ˜‰ โค

But anyway! ๐Ÿ™‚ There is a lot of heavy stuff in this video that should make you think about things. We have a lot of work to do, folks! But it will be fun! Let’s just get to it.

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